JOKES OF MATHEMATICS

Q&A

• What do mathematicians eat on Halloween? 

• Why do plants hate math? 

• Why did the boy eat his math homework? 

• Have you heard the latest statistics joke? 

• What did the acorn say when it grew up? 

• What do you call an empty parrot cage? 

• How can you make time fly? 

• Why did the math book look so sad? 

Ans : Pumpkin Pi.

Ans : Because it gives them square roots.

Ans : Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Ans : Probably.

Ans : Geometry.

Ans : Polygon.

Ans : Throw a clock out the window!

Ans : Because it had so many problems.

STATEMENTS

• A circle is just a round straight line with a hole in the middle.

• Decimals have a point.

• Cakes are round but Pi are square.

• Without geometry, life is pointless.